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Casino Beacon > Online Casinos > New Casino Bonuses > Bonus Archive 05 October 2008 US Racing - Sunday, 05 October 2008 Cartoons taught us criminals wear black and white striped clothes and if that's not clear enough, they're probably carrying a bag marked SWAG. In news that may prove that lesson insufficient for modern life, a woman in a cow suit was arrested in Ohio. Michelle Allen put the suit on for her job promoting a theme park, but got bored and went on the piss instead. She was arrested several hours later for impeding traffic and urinating on a neighbours porch. "Michelle is pretty well known to us. She's struggled, to say the least." said Judge Mark Wall after sentencing, somewhat destroying the jovial tone of this story. Still, woman in cow suit arrested. It was funny up to that point. Pick a few winners in tonight's US Racing on At The Races and you'll have money Moo-ving into your account. |
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